These were some headlines in today’s Jonesboro Sun.
“Boy Rescued After Being Pulled From Water”
> Wait – let me get this straight. They pulled him from then water, THEN they rescued him?
“Bono Preparing Annual Fun Day”
> So that’s how many times per year they have fun in Bono!
“John 3:16 Facility Helps Those Who Want To Help Themselves”
> For God so loved the ones who wanted to help themselves that he gave his only Son
“Judge Permits Use of Vehicle In Mudtown Fesival”
> What is a fesival?
“Snack Food Makers Sell Healthier Treats”
> Can something be “healthier?” If I ate two tablespoons of pure lard everyday and you ate five , then I suppose I’d be much “healthier” than you!
“Screenings Set Saturday”
> That’s it? That’s the headline for the story? Screenings for what? Will they be set ON Saturday – or are they set for Saturday? What?
“All Arkansas Firefighters Arrive For Convention in Jonesboro”
> Does anybody want to start a fire in Conway?